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It's an interesting story, actually, about the groundsman who demanded a dead pitch. Word has it that pitch was tortured, beaten, stabbed, shot multiple times, doused in acid and set upon by rabid dogs - long after its corpse had ceased to twitch. When it was finally delivered - obviously lifeless - to the groundsman, he nonetheless double-tapped two rounds into its head with a .45, just to be sure. It's quite possibly the deadest cricket pitch in history. Dead, deader, the deadest.
Devon Smith.
dem chaps shouldda throw he off de Boat ...